New Caledonia, South Pacific

This is a very established club on the beautiful tropical island of New Caledonia in the South Pacific. It is a French territory so knowledge of a little French is beneficial. They are open 6 nights a week with Monday-Thursdays, 9pm-3am and Friday and Saturday, 9pm-4am. With the location in mind, it is a slow…

6 Nightmare Strip Club Customers

A run down of nightmare strip club customers… Nightmare Strip Club Customers ‘The Excuses Man’ aka ‘The Timewaster’ ‘The Excuses Man’ is the customer that will engage in conversation with no intention of offloading any money. They will discuss prices, ask when you are next on stage, refuse to buy you a drink and not…

Strippers on Twitter

Strippers on Twitter are fairly united. Between the ridiculous things customers say and the madness of dancers, sometimes it’s good to know you’re not alone. After some Twitter stalking, here’s a list of the 5 most on point strippers gracing my newsfeed.

Working a customer

Tactics for working a customer… The real hustle The art of the hustle is a balancing act. You don’t want to talk to a customer too long and end up losing valuable time if they are a no-go. However, too quick and you lose the opportunity to sell why they should have a dance with…

Auckland, New Zealand

This is a very large, established club in the major city of Auckland, on the North Island of New Zealand. It is open 7 days a week 7pm-6am. It is a lively club with choreographed showgirl troupes and focuses on being a memorable experience for their clients. Dress code is anything as long as boobs…

What do strippers wear?

Picking your stripper clothes… Stripper clothes… For a job that entails nudity, what you wear is still important. You can do a portion of the sell by making customers want to see what’s underneath. I have touched upon presentation in another blog article. I will continue to go with the theme of what you feel…

Helsinki, Finland

This is a very well known club in the capital of Finland, Helsinki. It is a busy club and a lot of the earnings come from tips which the dancers keep 100% of. The club occupies 2 floors and expects its dancers to be good to the clients and to each other so it is…